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Dear American,
While running for president I promised to cut the budget in half as well as give the American people change. You were foolish to believe my amazing political jargon. Today I present to you the conservative way to run the government. This stimulus is dedicated to the thirty-second president of the united states who taught us how to spend ludicrous amounts of money on social programs. Though we forgot to follow your motto: “there is nothing to fear except for fear itself.” we feared depression so much we just had to spend the money our decedents will have to pay. Enslaved or not. Though they can not yet vote, they will live by our example. Spending money they do not possess. The cycle will eventually be broken in the future, fulfilling a set of precious Ideals.
here is a progress report:
- America remains Capitalistic
- (you can thank me for not being a communist later, though socialism is very appealing)
- 20 Mar 09 – US Deficit spending record $1.7 trillion
- 17 Mar 09 – National Debt hits record $11 Trillion (CBS News)
- Obama is the 12 consecutive president to practice deficit spending
- United States population in 2008: 304,059,724
- average debt per person: $36,177.10
- average debt per person (in euros): €25,809.44
- average debt per person: $36,177.10
- In 2003 $318 billion was spent on interest payments servicing the debt, out of a total tax revenue of $1.95 trillion — that is, 16.3% of total tax revenue. 6,783,231,062,743.62
- In 2009 the tax with same interest rate will be: $1,793,000,000,000 (not including costs for my new limousine, a few pet wars, medical reform, a couple scandals)

- good news, budget triples!
enjoy your stimulus package
Just remember, you may have to pay for it someday….
you can thank me on tax day
sincerly,
Mr. Obama and your democratic senators, representatives, and congressmen.
This is not what Obama would say. It may or may not represent his views. unfounded and untrue statements can be attributed to lack of communication between RH2 and the President. If this message causes panic or disturbs the peace, then it will be removed via the first amendment.














